Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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