Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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