Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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