She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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