why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She told me I should be a condom model.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Randomize