I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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