gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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