My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
