Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Two words: nipple clamps
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