I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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