God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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