If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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