im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Someone shattered a urinal.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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