Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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