You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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