It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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