You smell like stripper and shame
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Come see our sink grown plant.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
