3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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