oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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