I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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