Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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