THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You made out with two different species that night
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
tell me about the eggs
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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