All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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