Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
do herpes really smell.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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