Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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