Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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