She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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