You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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