Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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