It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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