This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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