Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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