butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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