Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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