On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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