I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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