we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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