marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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