i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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