On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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