Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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