The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
The air taste purple.
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