Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Boobs speak an international language.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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