By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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