it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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