You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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