Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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