i don't like sucking hair
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
