her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm both gender and math confused
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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