Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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