I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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