Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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