i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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