Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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I need moral support for this bender
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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