So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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