drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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